Hello, hello, my friendly Misfits,
And welcome to another part of my little ranting series. It’s been a while, but it took a short while for my blood to get enraged again and this time it’s partially down to something Ms Tracey made me aware of. So thank you for that, even though the conclusion is gonna be different.
Because Tracey actually shared with me her absolut disturbance about our boys always leaving drinks untouched. When they go out there are always bottles everywhere and they never finish what they order. When Tracey brought this to me I have to say that I immediately knew what she was talking about but I didn’t really see it as something weird.
Because I am German I guess, and lived for a long time in the UK. Alcohol is pretty much our blood line. We will buy booze until no one is able to walk straight anymore and the biggest shame would be not to have more than enough alcohol around to put an entire rugby team to sleep. So this really didn’t make my blood boil as I am just so used to it. Is it wasteful? Oh, absolutely. Should people drink this much? Absolutely not. Heck, I don’t even drink alcohol at all myself.
But based on this little hint from Tracey I actually noticed something in this regard that indeed is making my blood boil. And that’s when they buy too much food and won’t eat that. I know, I know. Where is the difference between booze and food? I have no idea, but I can tell you that my pulse is pretty much going through the roof everytime i see someone leaving a full plate of breakfast, lovingly prepared by their long suffering partner. Or when our boys go out for dinner and all they do is shoving stuff around on their plate. Or when they just eat a bit of their delicious cheesecake and then leave the rest as something so important comes up that they need to run off immediately.
For fuck’s sake, the only reason you could get me distracted from my cheesecake would be Zee in speedos marching through the mall or maybe the whole building is on fire. But there is literally no other reason you could separate me from the delicious sweetness of a cheesecake or any baked goods for that matter. Sorry, but it’s just absolute craziness to me.
If you order, you eat. As easy as. The only reason you don’t is if you don’t like it, but have you noticed that this never comes up in our shows? No one ever says that they don’t eat meat for example or they are allergic to dairy. They just eat, well, or not eat whatever is there. Makes me go mental. If there is a huge table with food, then eat it, for heaven’s sake. Just eaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
So yeah, here we can see the difference in blood boiling instances. For some people it might be the total waste of booze and money, for someone else is not eating the delicious food on your table.
I know it’s all just tiny and little things that can annoy us, but I find it so funny and entertaining to see where everyone’s personal line of blood boiling lies. So yeah, if you want to share which instances in our shows make you go bananas, please feel free to leave a comment down below.
First posted on BLDA
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